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Text, Dick’s phone

[mostdangerousbird]

Are you sitting down?

Text

[forceforlight]

Nothing good ever starts that way, just so you know.

But yes. I am. Now.

[mostdangerousbird]

New addition to the family.

[ A photo follows. Taken at a low angle, Tim’s profile hugs the edge of the frame. Tim has his arm around a younger teen, with the same blue eyes and shorter black hair: clearly another Tim. Neither are looking at the camera. ]

[forceforlight]

[It takes a minute for there to be a reply.]

Well. That's unexpected. How's it going?

[mostdangerousbird]

His parents are alive and I feel like a walking cautionary tale.

[forceforlight]

That's fair.

How are you handling it? Not handling him. Handling having a double.

[mostdangerousbird]

Talking to yourself is crazy. I know, intellectually speaking, that your voice sounds lower and more resonant to yourself due to bone vibrations, but HEARING the difference is a shock.

I think we read more than we said. Is this how Cass feels all the time?

[forceforlight]

Probably. Especially around family. We're all really annoying about saying one thing with our mouths and something completely different with our expressions and bodies.

[And Dick is the next best after Cass.]

He's, what? 13? 14? He's going to need a guardian while here.

[mostdangerousbird]

I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.

And here we are at why I’m messaging you.

[forceforlight]

Of course you don't.

And of course I'd be happy to act as his guardian. If that's what he wants.

[mostdangerousbird]

I’m against free-range, unschooled Tims. I know what we get into. A dad, a stepmom, Alfred, Bruce, you and RT and I still got away with too much.

[forceforlight]

I'm still not going to take that choice out of his hands, though. I'll make the offer and we'll go from there.

Who knows? He might actually want to live at the dorms for the scho

[The text cuts off, then a minute later.]

Sorry. I started laughing at the very thought of any version of you wanting to be anywhere that close to the Alliance and I hit send by accident.

[mostdangerousbird]

Or in a school dorm again. I could teach a master class in sneaking out of boarding school.

[forceforlight]

I'm so glad I didn't know about that when you were actually doing it. I'd have felt the need to lecture you about the dangers of doing so and absolutely ignoring the number of times I sneaked out of the manor.

[mostdangerousbird]

Consider me lectured. I sent Kon and a text telling him I’d be home late and everything.

[forceforlight]

Thank you. Given the time, it might be prudent to wait until morning before springing more on the kid. I know the look of "Tim who has been up too many hours with only coffee and micronaps". Also, I need to figure out how I'm going to sort my apartment for another person here.

[mostdangerousbird]

An appropriately timed schedule of micronaps is a more than adequate replacement for a full night's sleep. It's been studied.

text; Dick Grayson's phone

[overlyprecocious]

Dear Haley,
I've run away from home. Don't look for me, because I'll be back in a few days anyway. I'm safe and I'll bring you back a new toy.

Love, Tim

[forceforlight]

No. Go to bed, Tim.

[forceforlight]

Hey, Tim. Haley says thanks for letting her know and invites you over if you want tea or pets.

[Attached is a picture of Haley with a teapot. An actual teapot.]

[overlyprecocious]

does she make the tea?

[forceforlight]

She doesn't have opposable thumbs, so no. But she supervises.

Text to Dick, during work hours

[mostdangerousbird]

Is it me or is Jason’s ability to read a conversation off? You don’t think he has a concussion, do you?

[forceforlight]

I mean, considering everything, a concussion isn't impossible. But what's he reading wrong?

text » mr grayson

[reneger]

haven't decided yet if i should go get drunk and start barfights or if i should pick a good gang to start a war with

( otherwise read as: i'm in a bad mood. )